I saw this brontraption at the park and I couldn’t tell if this was a ‘dj booth’ or a ‘food cart’. It seems like it is trying to be a relevant mix of two popular alt technologies/memes. I wonder if this bro makes ‘record shaped pancakes’ on the turntables/stove. I wonder if they taste like ‘organic vinyl’ or if it is actually a turntable that plays records that sound like someone is cooking. This whole situation is making me feel ‘stoned’ [via Trufflebro]. I wish someone would just bring back ‘normal’ food vending like taco trucks instead of having to make everything all conceptual all the time.
I feel like a relevant food meme that is also ‘authentic’ could be Indian Fry Bread [via the Arizona State Fair // miss u]. I think I might make a food cart called Neon Indian Fry Bread and play Neon Indian while cooking fry bread on turntable shaped hot plates. I might also wear relevant Native American-inspired zig zag prints.